Score: 7

"Umm, it was original."

submission: Capture

date: June 6, 2007

It was very bare, but that's not a bad thing, it made it feel very retro-y. It was quite different from most arcade games I've played, though.

Score: 7

"Good, but not very balanced."

submission: Newgrounds Rumble

date: June 5, 2007

After playing in Story Mode and in Versus Mode, the only problem I've found with the game was that some characters are underpowered and some are really overpowered.

Tankman, for example, has a far smaller reach than Salad Fingers or Alien Hominid, who have slow but long reaching powerful attacks. I had a considerable amount of difficulty beating Salad Fingers and AH in Story mode in comparison to other opponents.

The game was good in terms of creativity and relating to the Newgrounds audience, especially the BBS, but the game wasn't good enough to be addicted to.

Score: 10

"Out with the bad, in with the good."

submission: Lifeguard Betty

date: February 23, 2007

Make more hilarious things like that, I almost fapped.

That was perfect.

Score: 9

"Whacking off to internet porn."

submission: Lord of Internet Porn!

date: February 23, 2007

Wow, that was creepy. Not Hagrd, but the fact that he has the same fetishes that I do.

Catchy song though.

Score: 9

"That made me lol."

submission: Be My Girl

date: February 23, 2007

Blow-up dolls are not to be trifled with, man.

But that was almost as hilarious as it was disturbing.

Score: 6

"Could be better."

submission: Radiation

date: February 15, 2007

The game idea is kind of old. However, it is good, no flaws in the programming that I can see. Moving the fish is kinda slow, I suggest using the mouse to control instead of arrow keys.

It was good, though, you should be proud.

Score: 10

"Wow, that was fucking awesome."

submission: Passage of Time

date: December 7, 2006

That was fucked up, but it was excellent.

How DO you do the lighting effects?

Score: 6

"KemCab approves."

submission: I BOMB YO HARBOR

date: December 7, 2006

Ha ha, fapping in the air. It was great, I know you wanted to release it on Dec.7, but I only gave it a 2.

The graphics were shoddy, and it was all motion tweening, but I gave it points for humor.

Next time, at least put in stop(); on the first frame, make a button, put

on(release){
gotoAndPlay(2)
}

under Actions, and then do the same thing on the last frame, just replace gotoAndPlay(2) with gotoAndStop(1).

But I loved it nonetheless. I feel as if I should have given it more, actually.

I see you on the forums too, you're awesome.

Score: 7

"Great lip-synching and voice acting."

submission: A Christmas Thingy

date: December 7, 2006

The animation and the background seemed pretty sparse, but I loved the voice acting. It reminded me of Family Guy, without the random flashbacks.

It wasn't very innovative, but you get extra points for effort and animation.

3/5.

Score: 5

"At least it was funny."

submission: Dragonball C

date: October 23, 2006

I can see the intended humor in it- I loved how you tried to make it humorous with the sarcasm and all. The poor quality added to the effect, but I'm afraid that a flash of such low caliber is undeserving of being placed in the Flash Portal.

I would suggest motion tweening to make it go smoother.